Hi lovers,
I've found a website that will actually PAY ME just a little bit to write for them.
It's PG compared to Veronica's Closet and this here blog, but a lack of cuss words doesn't make me any less of a writer, does it?
Anyway, life as a writer/artist doesn't exactly have me rolling in the dough, so it would mean a lot to me if you would check out my new page on examiner.com and I would be super grateful if you subscribe!
Pretty please with a motherfucking nasty sloppy blowjob?
Sorry, I had to get that last sentence out of my system.
Thanks!
xxx
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Zombie Sex (long lost q+a)
Dear Veronica,
I am a heterosexual 32 year old female who has been happily married to my 38 year old husband for over 3 years. We've always had a satisfying sex life together but lately I've been bothered by a certain unfulfilled fantasy I've had for a long time. You see, Verotika, ever since I became sexually active as a teenager, I've had this overwhelming urge to re-enact a zombie scene in bed with my lover- make up and all, ripping chunks of flesh from each others hot bodies and then making love to him as he lies limp, pretending to be dead. The only problem, Verotika, is that I'm worried my husband, being a devout christian, may not be as turned on by this fantasy as I am. How do I go about bringing this up to him?
Thank You,
-Anonymous
You know what's coming up? My favorite holiday, Hallowe'en!! Usually Hallowe'en is an excuse to dress super slutty in public with little to no repricussions . This year, why not use it as a clever way to indulge your fantasy? Suggest to your husband that you both dress as zombies. Use liquid latex as fake skin, shredded clothes, fake blood, the whole 9. Once you get home from whatever your Hallowe'en celebrations might be, instigate sex. Be dominant, get on top.
The liquid latex "skin" should be fun to peel off at this point. At a later date, tell him how amazing the zombie sex was. (assuming it was) Perhaps now, as he's already pretty much gone through with it, he'll be willing to do it again for you. Good luck, you kinky freak.
I am a heterosexual 32 year old female who has been happily married to my 38 year old husband for over 3 years. We've always had a satisfying sex life together but lately I've been bothered by a certain unfulfilled fantasy I've had for a long time. You see, Verotika, ever since I became sexually active as a teenager, I've had this overwhelming urge to re-enact a zombie scene in bed with my lover- make up and all, ripping chunks of flesh from each others hot bodies and then making love to him as he lies limp, pretending to be dead. The only problem, Verotika, is that I'm worried my husband, being a devout christian, may not be as turned on by this fantasy as I am. How do I go about bringing this up to him?
Thank You,
-Anonymous
You know what's coming up? My favorite holiday, Hallowe'en!! Usually Hallowe'en is an excuse to dress super slutty in public with little to no repricussions . This year, why not use it as a clever way to indulge your fantasy? Suggest to your husband that you both dress as zombies. Use liquid latex as fake skin, shredded clothes, fake blood, the whole 9. Once you get home from whatever your Hallowe'en celebrations might be, instigate sex. Be dominant, get on top.
The liquid latex "skin" should be fun to peel off at this point. At a later date, tell him how amazing the zombie sex was. (assuming it was) Perhaps now, as he's already pretty much gone through with it, he'll be willing to do it again for you. Good luck, you kinky freak.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Blowjob Manifesto: part 4
Gentlemen,
You're not being coy when you slowly and slyly put your penis close to a woman's face.
We know what you want and if we really wanted to do it we would go for it, no matter where your penis is.
Just sayin'. This tactic does work a lot of the time, I know - but would it work for women, too?
I think I'm going to see how nonchalantly I can put my vagina near someone's face the next time I want someone to go down on me.
I'll let you know how it works.
You're not being coy when you slowly and slyly put your penis close to a woman's face.
We know what you want and if we really wanted to do it we would go for it, no matter where your penis is.
Just sayin'. This tactic does work a lot of the time, I know - but would it work for women, too?
I think I'm going to see how nonchalantly I can put my vagina near someone's face the next time I want someone to go down on me.
I'll let you know how it works.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Montréal Burlesque Festival
Last weekend, 5 of the Rockalily Burlesque dancers and myself ventured to Montréal for the First Annual Montréal International Burlesque Festival.
We performed a brand-new group routine (that will be seen in Ottawa at some point, we promise!) on Thursday Sept 17th as part of first show of the festival. After that we were free to enjoy the spectacle!
The weekend was a whirlwind of glitter, pasties, champagne, feathers and friendly faces.
Here's a little taste of our adventure
Koston Kreme and Jezabelle Jaymes have found a giant twister board!
Our performance at Concordia
Scarlett James
We performed a brand-new group routine (that will be seen in Ottawa at some point, we promise!) on Thursday Sept 17th as part of first show of the festival. After that we were free to enjoy the spectacle!
The weekend was a whirlwind of glitter, pasties, champagne, feathers and friendly faces.
Here's a little taste of our adventure
Koston Kreme and Jezabelle Jaymes have found a giant twister board!
Our performance at Concordia
Scarlett James
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Did anyone notice that I changed the name of my blog again?
It's long overdue that I make this announcement:
After spending most of my life, including my entire adult life thus far, in Ottawa, I have decided that it's time I try on a new city. On November 6th, 2009, I will be packing up and moving to Montreal.
I can't really blog about smut in the Capital city when I'm not there, can I?
To those of you who call yourselves my fans, thanks for your readership and loyalty! I'm not abandoning you entirely; Veronica's Closet, my column in Upfront Magazine, will continue to run as a Q+A column. Unfortunately, I will no longer be a voice for the Ottawa scene - but I'll still be helpful and witty... as much as I ever was, anyway.
This blog will also live on, with a bit of a new style. The posts will be more universal and I hope to write more personally.
I have big plans for Montreal and you can expect at least one or two posts on my grand adventures in what once was Canada's largest city and is now a mecca of kink, fetish, art and hedonism. (I think I'll fit right in!)
Oh, and just so you all know. I'll be back in Ottawa before you know it! The plan is to spend a year in la belle Province.
Those of you Ottawans who know or recognize me can see me in my usual hangouts for the next 2 months before I go. Come say hi! I don't bite... and for those of you who are Rockalily fans - just wait 'till you see what I've been working on for October 30th. Save the date! My last confirmed show with the burlesque ladies is going to be epic!
XOXO
RawKnee
It's long overdue that I make this announcement:
After spending most of my life, including my entire adult life thus far, in Ottawa, I have decided that it's time I try on a new city. On November 6th, 2009, I will be packing up and moving to Montreal.
I can't really blog about smut in the Capital city when I'm not there, can I?
To those of you who call yourselves my fans, thanks for your readership and loyalty! I'm not abandoning you entirely; Veronica's Closet, my column in Upfront Magazine, will continue to run as a Q+A column. Unfortunately, I will no longer be a voice for the Ottawa scene - but I'll still be helpful and witty... as much as I ever was, anyway.
This blog will also live on, with a bit of a new style. The posts will be more universal and I hope to write more personally.
I have big plans for Montreal and you can expect at least one or two posts on my grand adventures in what once was Canada's largest city and is now a mecca of kink, fetish, art and hedonism. (I think I'll fit right in!)
Oh, and just so you all know. I'll be back in Ottawa before you know it! The plan is to spend a year in la belle Province.
Those of you Ottawans who know or recognize me can see me in my usual hangouts for the next 2 months before I go. Come say hi! I don't bite... and for those of you who are Rockalily fans - just wait 'till you see what I've been working on for October 30th. Save the date! My last confirmed show with the burlesque ladies is going to be epic!
XOXO
RawKnee
Monday, August 10, 2009
Coffee Politics
I'm used to hearing about the politics of coffee regarding the treatment and wages of the growers; the economics and unfairly high profit margins; and even the poor little teenagers who work in chain coffee shops as their first job, not knowing their rights, being treated like shit and subjected to constant 1st degree burns (sometimes worse!) ... but, the sexual politics of coffee. No way!
Well, folks, it seems that since opening up shop in the states, the Canadian capitalist coffee giant, Tim Hortons, has made a few enemies, at least among LGBTQ communities along the American North-East coast.
Tim Hortons has recently agreed to sponsor a rally in Rhode Island hosted by the National Organization for Marriage. NOM is leading campaigns to take away the right to same-sex civil union in several states.
What's up, Tim Hortons? Why are you doing this? Do you think queers don't drink coffee, or that homophobes are better for business?
You can read more about it at change.org
Make sure you sign the petition.
EDIT: Tim Hortons has withdrawn sponsorship and issued an apology
Well, folks, it seems that since opening up shop in the states, the Canadian capitalist coffee giant, Tim Hortons, has made a few enemies, at least among LGBTQ communities along the American North-East coast.
Tim Hortons has recently agreed to sponsor a rally in Rhode Island hosted by the National Organization for Marriage. NOM is leading campaigns to take away the right to same-sex civil union in several states.
What's up, Tim Hortons? Why are you doing this? Do you think queers don't drink coffee, or that homophobes are better for business?
You can read more about it at change.org
Make sure you sign the petition.
EDIT: Tim Hortons has withdrawn sponsorship and issued an apology
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